《马来西亚华语VS中国普通话》

It has been long since i last posted something funny....well, maybe i can appreciate these languages, and as Singaporeans, dun be surprised that many of us somehow or another are guity of using those words!!!


一篇更新版本的《马来西亚华语VS中国普通话》


中国人 ：今晚你有空吗？我没空！
马来西亚华人 ：今晚你得不得空？我不得空！


中国人 ：饼干受潮了（le）…。
马来西亚华人 ：饼干'漏风'了（liao）…。



中国人 ：从上海去苏州要多少个小时？
马来西亚华人 ：从上海去苏州要几粒钟？



中国人 ：难道你不让他来吗？
马来西亚华人 ：你不给他来啊？



中国人 ：周杰伦不爱穿内裤。
马来西亚华人 ：周杰伦不喜欢穿底裤。



中国人 ：我一向都是这样的
马来西亚人 ：我一路来就是这样的啦



中国人 ：我的手机掉进沟渠了。
马来西亚华人 ：我的电话掉进龙沟了。



中国人 ：这样你不是很不值得吗？
马来西亚华人 ：酱你不是rugi到xiao？

中国人 ：你真是聪明！
马来西亚华人 ：你几pan nai 一下！(源自马来语pandai，聪明的意思)



中国人 ：你安静！
马来西亚华人 ：你diam la！(源自马来语diam，安静的意思)



中国人 ：我要去银行取款。
马来西亚华人 ：我要去银行'按钱'。



中国人 ：为什么？
马来西亚华人 ：做么？



中国人 ：你很强~
马来西亚华人 ：你几够力~



中国人 ：我很郁闷~~~
马来西亚华人 ：我很'显'（sien）leh~~~~（'显'比郁闷的境界更高）



中国人 ：你再说我就打你！
马来西亚华人 ：你再说我就hood你！（有点粗俗的）



中国人 ：你在说什么？
马来西亚华人 ：你讲sommok？



中国人 ：你不要令我丢脸~
马来西亚华人 ：你不要作我 sia suay~




中国人 ：你别乱来~
马来西亚华人 ：你表乱乱来~



中国人 ：你很无聊
马来西亚华人 ：你很废



中国人 ：XX你
马来西亚华人 ：Kanasai（意思是像大便一样，骂人的话）



中国人 ：迫切
马来西亚华人 ：bek chek



中国人 ：我们一起吃这碗面~
马来西亚华人 ：我们'公司'策这碗面~（源自马来语的kongsi，就是一起分享的意思）



中国人 ：我们结婚吧！
马来西亚华人 ：我们借'分'吧！（'婚'字受粤语影响，所以音不标准）



中国人 ：今天的天气很热~
马来西亚华人 ：今天的天气热到。。。。。。。。。。。。。。~~~~~~~（'到'字要拉长，然后没有下文了）



中国人 ：哇!
马来西亚华人 ：哇捞weh!!!!



中国人 ：我受不了他！
马来西亚华人 ：我behtahan他！

中国人：你要出席吗？
马来西亚人：你要表去的？


中国人：是这样吗？
马来西亚人：是酱的咩？


中国人：我想先用餐
马来西亚人：我要吃饭先


中国人：别这么说
马来西亚人：要咩？要酱讲咩？


中国人：糟了！
马来西亚人：够力料！


中国人：很漂亮
马来西亚人：很“靓” （受广东话影响）


中国人：你不观看电视节目吗？
马来西亚人：你不要看电视机啊？


中国人：这怎么行？
马来西亚人：酱哪里可以的？


中国人：没办法，我真的无法出席
马来西亚人：Bo Bian（福建话“没变”）！我真的去不到！


中国人：什么？！不是真的吧？
马来西亚人：Har？！你讲话啊？！


中国人：你搞糊涂了
马来西亚人：你醒料没有你？


中国人：你很大胆居然敢这么做
马来西亚人：你酱做不怕死哦？


中国人：你别乱说！
马来西亚人：吹水啦你！


中国人：你怎么样了？
马来西亚人：你OK吗？

中国人：不然呢？
马来西亚人 ：ah bo then??


中国人：对不起，可以再说一次吗?
马来西亚人 : harrrrrrrRRrrrRRRrrrrr?????????(声音调高）


中国人：本人甘拜下风~
马来西亚人 : 你赢料咯~


中国人：你不是在开玩笑吧？
马来西亚人 ：mai 笑啦~


中国人：对不起，我迟到了~
马来西亚人 ：paiseh,我来晚了~


中国人：我的刹车器坏了
马来西亚人 ：我的 blek 坏掉~~


中国人 ：我要吃快熟面
马来西亚人 ：我要吃Maggie 面 ( Maggie Mee 其实是一个牌子来的）


中国人 ：请问你是什么学历?
马来西亚人 ：你took书took几高?

中国人 ：这下糟了!!
马来西亚人 ：哄赶liao la!!

中国人 ：这么晚了怎么还没回家??
马来西亚人 酱夜liao作么还不回家??

Beauty Queen Vs Airhead

Miss Universe 2009 has just been crowned yesterday with powerhouse Venezuela winning the title twice in a row for the first time in Miss universe history...frankly i was a fan of beauty pageants as i do admire beauty with brains and poise which was demonstrated by the winners back in the 90s. but the way the competition format has changed removed my liking for the pageant and its recent year winners as i no longer see the outer and inner beauties like the previous winners. instead i seem to agree with certain comments on the net that Miss universe winners nowadays look like P_os_it_tes.

Check out these 2 beauty queens i truly respect from the bottom of my heart:








Now come to the turn off:

i was told my wk that the Miss Singapore World contestants this year are great turn offs, not because they are lack of mighty 'figures', but because they are a bunch of air heads, those that will give a loud echo when u hit its head with something.....

upon watching the videos, i can't help but to firstly, feel so pitiful about the contestants that they have disgraced themselves so much simply by their air head answers. i tot the $2 char kway teow at Newton circus and choosing RACIAL harmony day as a favorite festival back in 2005 are already bad enough....but the fact is: 一山还有一山高....to directly translate, it simply literally means that there's always a mountain that is higher than another....on the other hand, i can't help also to feel so ashamed for Singapore and to ask :"is that the best Singapore can offer??" "What will people think of Singapore if we have such people to represent the women of Singapore????" there could only be a few reasons:

1. singapore has no woman with both beauty and brains...
2. the contestants never did any homework or study past pageants...
3. in singapore, only unconfident air heads who are thirsty for RESPECT, ATTENTION, & RECOGNITION takes part in pageants....

Seeing is believing, check them out:

Nice New songs in market

Not really new, this song is alr more than half a year, but each time i listen to this song in my car, i can't help but to want to sing along with it and to replay it for a few times.

Simple melody, not spectacular singing, but when everything piece together it juz simply seems to fall in place. perhaps thats the imperfections that makes the song perfect...sounds familiar????

It's definitely a 耐听 song

泳儿-离开以后

时间的步伐太快来不及数节拍

欺骗自己你还在眼泪却想不开

转身以后你怎样离开我该继续等待

还是一个人去习惯这孤单

离开以后我才懂得了如何去爱

爱就不该计较伤害

我在空气里抱紧你最后的温暖抱不自你的依赖

离开以后我才懂得了如何去爱懂得你的那些无奈

我不相信爱可以说放就放得开现在我才终于明白

假如你不曾走开我不听从安排

是否还继续相爱当这是场意外

转身以后你怎样离开我该继续等待

还是一个人去习惯这孤单

离开以后我才懂得了如何去爱 爱就不该计较伤害

我在空气里抱紧你最后的温暖抱不自你的依赖

离开以后我才懂得了如何去爱懂得你的那些无奈

我不相信爱可以说放就放得开现在我才终于明白

舍不舍得都只能说再见

The P Warriors

Dragon Boat for this year finally come to an end... Well, i tink the P warriors had met its goal in terms of the competition results as far as i am concerned... At least we did not finish last in the entire OPEN CATEGORY...lol. Next year will be better...if we are sending a team again.

Here are the shots:

After Dragon Boat, it's selling of training courses at SUNTEC again....one week later

National Day 09

No Singapore flag, no Majulah Singapura, no national day parade and saying of national pledge....that's how I spent Singapore's 44th birthday.

But that does not mean i juz rot my day away:

That was the way we witness another pair of my great friends tying the knot. Knowing each other for more than 12 years, they are finally a married couple. Truly feel happy for them though. It was also a wonderful gathering of 4A1/CTSS/1997. I counted, 13 of us were there...out of the original class size of 43.

Check out the fotos


The solemn side of me is giving the bridegroom some serious advice?????

That's a mini reunion of our class, but with more new members, be it young or 'old' :), not forgetting one of the most impacting teacher in my life, Ms Magdelene Scully

Again, i've uploaded some old day pictures to put u to a test whether you can identify the same people in the above 2 shots

I found this shot which was taken with my 'lady fans' 6 years ago....lol



and finally this x years old foto taken back then with the guys back then...

the day ended with me rushing off to work on national day night......till the next day morning.